The legend of Evil Cwookie
The long, dark and winding legend of the evil cwookie is a story that has been told by parents to scare their children into behaving for countless generations. The story goes that a cwookie, which is a type of cookie made with chocolate and walnuts, became corrupted by the dark side of the Force and began to terrorize the galaxy. The cwookie was said to have a terrible temper and would lash out at anyone who crossed its path. It was also said that the cwookie could shoot bolts of lightning from its eyes and it was impossible to defeat.
The evil cwookie hates:
- When people eat the last cookie without sharing.
- When someone tries to take a bite of the cookie and then decides they don't like cookies after all.
- When someone tries to take a bite of the cookie and then breaks it in half.
- When someone tries to take a bite of the cookie and then crumbs fall all over the floor.
- Christmas
The people of the galaxy were terrified of the evil cwookie and no one dared to stand up to it. However, one day a brave young Jedi Knight decided to face the cwookie head on. The Jedi Knight fought valiantly but was no match for the powerful cwookie. In the end, the Jedi Knight was killed by the cwookie's bolts of lightning.
Since that day, the legend of the evil cwookie has been passed down from generation to generation, warning children never to mess with this powerful creature.